thomaswright1

Wed Nov 04 20:40:42 +0000 2009

Happy girls make me happy.

Wed Oct 14 03:44:13 +0000 2009

I wonder if anybody has ever run out of pencil lead before they've run out of eraser. #no

Thu Oct 08 04:21:04 +0000 2009

God I wish more people were comfortable with public urination. The Latrine-n-Bubbler would make me millions.

Thu Oct 08 03:46:09 +0000 2009

Is it mean to ask somebody if they themselves can pull off sexy?

Tue Oct 06 04:06:23 +0000 2009

Who needs a bidet when your poop plops?

Tue Sep 29 03:41:23 +0000 2009

Webassign's down and, uhhhh, your fly's open.

Mon Sep 28 15:20:12 +0000 2009

I want to be a construction worker when I grow up. Nick-name: "Takes-one-for-the-team."

Sat Sep 26 19:53:40 +0000 2009

Pudgy kid passes window on Rip-stick straw suckin' a 7/11 32oz. Two seconds later: *Crash*"Ohh!". Had it coming. Punk.

Sat Sep 26 15:40:34 +0000 2009

I like my eggs like I like my meat like I like my women. Raw.

Wed Sep 23 04:33:22 +0000 2009

no no, we get it. you can play the trumpet really fucking loud.

Wed Sep 23 04:28:52 +0000 2009

Who the hell calls a grill a barbeque?

Sat Sep 19 00:01:21 +0000 2009

What now calculus? What now? (thank you wolfram alpha)

Sat Sep 19 00:00:41 +0000 2009

int (x^2)(sqrt(1-x^2))(sqrt(1+x^2)) dx=(x^3/Sqrt[1 - x^4] - x^7/Sqrt[1 - x^4] + 2 E[ArcSin[x], -1] - 2 F[ArcSin[x], -1])/5

Mon Sep 14 04:42:20 +0000 2009

No ice, so I used the chocolate chips that were in the freezer. Just as good? yes.

Sun Sep 13 18:13:32 +0000 2009

I have a monster for a dishwasher. Monsters are loud and they don't clean dishes.

Mon Jul 27 00:17:06 +0000 2009

Got bit by a fire ant. Surprisingly painful.

Wed Jul 22 03:38:12 +0000 2009

Braums: Butter Pecan

Wed Jul 08 21:41:11 +0000 2009

No Acronym (with ironic exception) should be over five characters long.

Sat Sep 13 00:12:53 +0000 2008

uninstall

Wed Sep 10 20:02:55 +0000 2008

Amazed at ranting evangelist dressed in t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers, standing atop step-stool in the middle of campus.